Paul

A creepy-ass (yet epic) three eyed monkey owned by dna productions.

Origin
A frustrated dna productions, in search of a cheap working mascot, were on the brim of insanity and decided to expose a pregnant chimpanzee to deadly level of nuclear radiation. The pregger chimp somehow dissappeared and left behind an egg with drawings of dicks on it. Dna productions proceeded to worship the egg which drove many workers criminally insane one even to the point of cutting the egg with a flaming chainsaw. However once the shainsaw broke through the shell a clawed hand grabbed the chainsaw and hurled it at the worker which sliced his head off, killing him instantly (NO SHIT). The chimp emerged from the egg and revealed it had a third eye on its forhead, it then proceeded to go on a murderous rampage, killing thousands of people. Dna productions somehow captured the chimp and injected it with elephant tranqulizer which succesfully kept it tame for a 12 hour period of time, but once it wore off it went back to its natural murderous ways. Somehow they figured out the chimp was male and randomly decided to name him Paul.

Characteristics
Three eyes....