King AC

Alloclaw is a strange creature from the hinderlands of the strange land of Ohio. His main export is atheism and cum to the country of TR2. He and TR2 have sexual relations that are far deeper and more intimate beyond basic human understanding. His bangbuddies also include Pentz, the rare Ohioan walrus, and the occasional black man.

PENTZ

Dude, have any fries?-Pentz

My face is round like a whopper.-Pentz

Oh Buddy dude he died a long time ago-Pentz

Fire Alarm, come on Buddy run away from the fire dude.-Pentz

Smash, Stomp, Smash, Stomp-Pentz

duuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-Pentz

I wanna fuck a sandwhich-Pentz

Its a girl-Pentz

I like Black angus burgers dude-Pentz

Oh Dude what the Plate!-Pentz

NO DUDE DONT DO THAT MY MOTHERS GOING TO KILL ME I AM GOING TO HAVE TO BUY HER A NEW ONE DUDE!!!!!-Pentz on someone threatening to throw his mom's camera overboard


 * hears knocks on Door*

Come on Buddy its the Pizza Man dude


 * Pentz opens door after rolling downstairs and reveals a Xenomorph Warrior hissing and ready to attack*

Oh dude Your not the Pizza man your just some fucking Alien


 * Pentz shuts door, slicing off the Aliens inner jaw*-Pentz

Dude! Gravity can't hold me down!-Pentz about to jump. Sadly a 8.9 Earthquake happened shortly afterwards.

One Whoppa Two Whoppa Three Whoppa Four! Give me some fries because I am a fat WHORE!-Pentz's Dream time song

No Dude-Pentz on loosing weight or doing any exercise

YOU LITTLE BASTARD!!!!!!!-Pentz after seeing the result of a JP Raptor raiding his kitchen

Dude its Crunchy, and Munchy-Pentz on Chicken Nuggets

OH DUDE THAT IS SO FUCKING HOT-Pentz on a vid of a girl shoving a camera down her throat

Hello Mommy-Hello Daddy I am now pleased to announce to you I am in the circus. Whenever the trapize man falls down I will be his cushion. If they need a lion tamer, I will whip them with my elastic man titties. Oh yah Dude.....I AM NOW THE ELEPHANT!-pentz on joining the circus