Dalturge

Dalturge, or no genital creature, is a sparkling gay burrito who is known for crawling up legs and fucking people with his dildos.

Origin
Dalturge's origin confuses scientists even to this day. Legend has it that he traveled back in time and fucked a guy who was sitting on the crapper (too many burritos) which impregenated the dude and caused his own birth.

Characteristics
Has the appearance of a burrito and always wears a sombrero for no apparant reason (he may hide a vibrator in it.). Those who have been fucked by him describe him as having a microscopic dick. He also sparkles.

Behavior
Dalturge enjoys crawling up people's legs and fucking anyone no matter what there gender is. He owns multiple dildos in a veriety of colors shapes and sizes which he uses to fuck people and sometimes uses the dildos for masturbation purposes.


 * Dalturge exhibits stalker tendencies and can often be found masturbating to videos of naked women dancing around giant phallus symbols, deformed asian girls, and mozart.

Dogman a.k.a Bitchman
Dalturge made Dogman his bitch and often fucks him. Of course this revelation angered Dogman but everyone knows he loves dalturge.

Mysty
Both Mysty and Dalturge confirmed having a dildo session. I would say more but Mysty would bitchslap the fuck out of me...

GLM
Dalturge and GLM often sleep together.

Fishzilla
Dalturge once locked fishz illa in a crate and dragged him to his basement where he and iben took turns having sex with FZ.

Iben
Dalturge and Iben are true loves and often makeout and have sex despite having no genitals.

DL
fuckbuddies

Montse
Dal's imaginary girlfriend who is a real person. He constantly talks about his sexual fantasies about her, and the multiple ways he wants to have sex with her, after finding her FB we discovered that she is only 7 years old and has been stalked by Dal on multiple occasions.





Quotes
"(censored description of fucking an old man)"

"cooking leg is so hard! DX"

Dal Facts
1. Dal sucks dicks.

2. Dal can "milk" bulls.

3. Bulls can "milk" Dal.

4. Dal can "milk" himself.

5. Dal once slept with FZ.

6. Dals real name is Dalturdgent.

7. Dal wears a bra.

8. Dal wears a thong.

9. Dal wears eyeliner.

10. Dal's signature smiley is 8=D

11. Dal vomits rainbows.

Catchphrases
Dal is incapable of coming up with an ORGINAL catchphrase so he just sticks with:



Quotes
''When Dal sees boys running his predator instincts turn on. ~GLM''