Iben

A jerk who will fuck anything with a penis. He is known for being a giant gaping vagina, and became very upset when he lost his favorite chew toy.... his dick. He spiraled into depression and slit his wrists with a banana daily, one day he ran out of bananas an decided to use a burrito instead. The burrito came to life and immediately got a 2 cm erection, the burrito then revealed itself to be Dalturge and the two began a sexual relationship. After 3 straight days of nothing but sex and french kissing they decided to get married. The wedding went well and after five minutes of being married, Dal got hit by a pickup truck that was owned by a redneck who had come for a funeral that happened to be going on the same time as the wedding. The redneck devoured Dalturge (which impregnated him) and Iben began to cry tears of gravy. The next day Iben was found dead and it was revealed that he had commited suicide by eating too much yogurt at once.